The Top 12 New Menu Items if Fast Food Chains Merged

1. Whoppita
2. McDouble-Trouble Famous Starr
3. Long John McFlounder
4. Soylent Green
5. Jack's-Whopper-in-Wendy's-Box
6. Hooter's and Haagen-Daz present "The Lewinsky Dairy Treat"
7. The Colonel's "Special Sauce"
8. Burger King and Dairy Queen: Together, at last
9. I Can't Believe It's Not Carcinogenic!
10. McDonald's and Chick Filet proudly offer you, The "Big Pecker"
11. Wendy's Pair o'Whoppers
    
    and the Number 1 New Menu Item if Fast Food Chains Merged...
    
    
12. Biggie Thighs